Well, the turkey is hardly digested and the Christmas shopping has begun with earnest! Shoppers were up long before dawn gobbling down turkey leftovers before heading out for the black friday bargains. I was nestled all snug in my dispatchers chair while visions of shoppers floated on air. The shoppers are driving like fools what a sight, I think a police office might slow down their crazed flight. So I sent my best units, oh my what a sight! The crazy bargain hunters were nonplussed by their might. So with pen and ticket pads held tight in their hands the officers did the best that they can. On with the tickets and the warnings too, with so little time left what's a shopper to do? Keeping your nose clean would be my best advice, cause your Christmas shopping should not include a big heist. So here's to all of you shoppers in flight, be kind to others as you find the big deals and don't forget those who go without meals.
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